But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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