Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
