used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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