True but thats because hes a fetus.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
