She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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