We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he thought i was a dude.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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