Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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