Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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