Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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