Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
everyone is single if you try hard enough
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
