i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
