Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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