She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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