Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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