The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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