I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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