You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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