If that was your dad, he is hot
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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