"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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