I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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