So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I currently don't understand fingers.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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