return my video game
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
