Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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