Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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