yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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