just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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