doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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