I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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