I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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