I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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