No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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