at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
that may or may not have been my penis.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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