i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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