Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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