I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
is that a dick in a sweater?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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