no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You need a sexual gate keeper
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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