It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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