Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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