Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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