i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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