You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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