I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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