glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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