Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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