it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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