Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Someone signed my nipple.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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