I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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