yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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