I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I have demons in me.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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