so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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