i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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