my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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